A Modest Proposal: Death Sentence
**the following is satirical, and is not meant to be taken as a serious recommendation** Our criminal justice system has for a long time stood as a shining example of equality, […]
**the following is satirical, and is not meant to be taken as a serious recommendation** Our criminal justice system has for a long time stood as a shining example of equality, […]
Disclaimer: This is a joke! I do, in fact, believe in education… In the United States, the education gap continues to grow with every generation. As some students are educated […]
Disclaimer: This is satirical. The world today has more problems than most people can even think about. Overpopulation, unemployment, hunger, and poverty are all conditions that burden societies. With not […]
Disclaimer: This is entirely satirical. Every day, millions of people wake up afraid of bullies. Bullying can happen anywhere, anytime. Bullies can be born out of boys and girls, men […]
Note: This is entirely satirical. This post doesn’t reflect the author in any way shape or form. Except for the fact that he is a literary genius. Currently, the United […]
One of the largest issues Americans are facing today is childhood obesity. Over the past three decades childhood obesity has tripled and today about one in three children are […]
Warning: This is meant to be satirical. Please do not take this as a serious representation of my beliefs or values. This proposal offers a single solution for two serious […]
Some years ago, the price of tuition at Bucknell University was a mere fraction of what it is today. Over the past two decades, Bucknell has become the 7th most […]
I am here to address an issue that plagues all hard working Americans. Immigrants. Whether they are legal or illegal, these aliens come into our country, take jobs from natives, […]
Disclaimer: This is a joke! A problem that takes place all across the world, and in particular, on college campuses is the idea of binge drinking. Binge Drinking is defined […]
Today, the world population is about 7 billion. Although the population growth rate has come down from its record-high levels during previous decades, we are still experiencing a worldwide increase […]
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS SATIRE Let’s be honest. This past political race was exhausting. The negative campaign ads, the animalistic debates, and all of those annoying Facebook statuses that you had […]
Being an election year this year and having just elected our “new” president, the United States people completely versed in politics and the major issues plaguing our country. Of course, […]
As scales across the country continue to rise, it becomes more and more clear that America is facing an obesity epidemic. Some even refer to it as the […]
With the current concern about global worming, carbon emotion from cars and the use of natural gas, I have decided to write a satirical piece on how to solve the […]